I mean…respect I guess?

Listen, we don’t talk enough about the power that big giant anime tiddies have on the male members of our species. And it’s honestly not fair. Like some random japanese artist can make the exact same girl as every other JRPG character, just change her hair and outfit, and our puny male minds will just be like “OH LOOK DAT NEW SHE SHINY GIRL WITH BIG TIDDY I LIKE BIG TIDDY I NEED BIG TIDDY.” It’s disgusting really.

I gotta say tho…never felt inclined to spend $2000 trying to unlock one in a video game. That’s a whole lotta moolah. Like that’s 10 hot dogs from Trader Joe’s.

I mean I’ve spent money on in-game currency before. I think I spent close to $200 each on FIFA 16 packs and Fortnite skins, which bagged me Team of the Year Sergio Aguero and a dino skin with a squeaky kiddie ax. But an anime tiddy girl? Can honestly say I’ve never had that desire. But hey, some people know exactly what they want in life and will stop at nothing to get it.

So good for you man you enjoy that tiddy girl.