6 days. It has been 6 days since Infinity Ward patched the VAL and SP-R and 5 days since they patched the infinite stims and stuns issue that made Warzone unplayable for almost a week. And here we are, on a mothafuckin’ Wednesday, less than one week removed from those fixes, and IW has once again released ANOTHER gun that is fucking broken.
To be clear, the gun that Wags is using above (the JAK-12) is a SHOTGUN. A SHOTGUN. THAT SHOT A HELICOPTER OUT OF THE AIR IN LIKE 3 SHOTS.
Can we all agree that in no fucking world should a shotgun be able to shoot a helicopter out of mid-air from like 100 yards away? Ok good. Now that we’re on the same page, do you believe my previous theory?
Look, even if you don’t I think we can all agree that Infinity Ward has done an absolutely horrid job with the multiplayer of this game since launch. Don’t get me wrong: I still have a decent amount of fun with this game and play it at least once or twice a week. But the constant glitches, the lack of adequate anticheat, and the constantly “broken” weapon balancing system forces me to rage quit the game almost every night.
So how do we fix this problem? I have just the man for the job and he was gracious enough to sit down with me for an interview regarding how he would fix Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.
Ladies and gentlemen, Thanos of Titan.
Hey Thanos, people how balanced should guns be?
What do you think of the hackers and cheaters? What would you do to them?
What do you think of the current design director, Joe Cecot, and his responses to the criticism that Modern Warfare has faced over the last year? What would you say to him if he was in this room?
Wow. Not pulling any punches huh? Last question, do you think you have what it takes to run a franchise of this magnitude? I mean there are so many different scenes in the Call of Duty community; casual, competitive, pro, sniping, battle royale. It seems like a really tough task to make all of them happy.
Well there you have it ladies and gentlemen. Thanos of Titan. Thank you for joini-
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He portaled away. But anyway, all in favor???
